staceyjoy:

Okay, I laughed aloud.

Making fun of Wrigleyville is one of my favorite things to do. And when a goddamned local news network does it FOR me, it just makes me really happy.

He’s lavishly, wonkily beautiful, 900 ft tall, has a voice like a jaguar hiding in a cello, and would clearly be able to work out in a second what a 15 per cent tip should be — even if the total were tricksy, such as an odd number, or ended in 78p or something.

Yup, sounds about right.

sixseasonsandamovie:

No One Hates “Twilight” As Much As Robert Pattinson: A Supercut

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fairytalesfor20somethings:

After pulling the sword from the stone but before becoming king, Arthur went on a cross-country road trip / vision quest. He crashed on friends’ couches or, on a few nights, the back seat of his car. He went to Burning Man, stayed in the mountains of Montana for a few weeks, and learned to build a cigar-box guitar from some guy on the street in New Orleans.

When he finally arrived home, a wiser man, he thought, “That shit was awesome. I gotta find a way to do that all the time.”

kohenari:

This is brilliant.

When you enter your desired political preferences and click the button, it pulls actual Romney quotes that agree with all of your positions.

HT: Matt Langdon.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT MA’AM. AS I’M SURE I MENTIONED I AM DETECTIVE HOUNDSMAN FROM THE POLICE … PLACE AND I’M HERE ABOUT THE DELICIOUS MILK-BONE TREAT ROBBERY THAT OCCURRED EARLIER THIS MORNING. I JUST NEED TO EXAMINE ANY MILK-BONE SNACKS YOU MIGHT HAVE HERE IN THE HOUSE AND MAYBE COLLECT SOME FOR LUNCH. EVIDENCE. SOMETIMES WE CALL EVIDENCE LUNCH. IT’S A DETECTIVE THING. ANYWAY, THIS IS ALL STANDARD PROCEDURE. NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT.

TWO OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS COLLIDE!! maddieonthings.com

Reem Acra Spring 2013 #nyfw

Christian Siriano Spring 2013 #nyfw

tomandlorenzo:

Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection Inspiration. Can’t wait to see it!

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